A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

Arshia Mago

She sucks

Arshia Mago sucks! But I love her <3

by Zozozo123456 December 6, 2021

Pooey Magoo

When you poo your pants too much it fills you're shoes

I ate too much curry last night and did a pooey magoo

A spider landed on me and scared the crap out of me... I pooed my pants so much I did a pooey Magoo

by Ryanokarnts January 19, 2022

Flag magod

A fat little boy who looks like a monkey

Look at that kid over there he looks like a flag magod

by Bone daddy 2007 June 26, 2022

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017