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Easy Mac

its an umbrella term for having a female in your dorm room. A common signal to the everyone else that you are getting some
Dude don't go into mikes room he's getting some easy mac
by Mikesaninjakillr January 20, 2009
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d-mac

a style of dance originated
in philadelphia clubs such as 923
d-mac is bouncing,bobbing up and down
while extending your arms out
in various odd but simple actions
by a.la February 11, 2008
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shane o mac

A WWE wrestler, son of Vince Mac Mahon and former owner of RAW. The most leet wrestler ever. Lets see that pussy rock do a coast to coast from 50 ft in the air.
Here comes the money, Dolla Dolla
by Super Famicom September 7, 2004
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Mac-ginity

The purity of never owning an apple product.
Aly: "Hey Chris, you should check out apple products and how amazing they are, I have all of them."

Chris:"No thanks Aly, I'd like to keep my Mac-ginity"
by Steve Blowjobs March 3, 2011
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Mac Book Fag

Someone who does not deserve to live on this planet.
Look everyone, Johnny is a Mac Book Fag
by 90 With a Lenny August 11, 2016
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mac os x

A small program considered by some to be an operating system created by Apple Inc.

History
Mac OS X is an evolution of Mac OS, which was first released on the original Macintosh on January 24, 1984. It has been "updated" yearly since its release, always accompanied by "updates" to existing computer models that consist of one gimmick and .1 gigahertz more processing power. No one knows anything else about the operating system, due to Apple's extreme secrecy

Function
The only way to interact with OS X is with the visual interface, and the user is prohibited from doing anything besides surfing the web and using iTunes.

Back End
No one knows how Mac OS X works. No one. The last person who knew how the code works was Steve Jobs. "Updates" to the operating system consist of changing the images on the operating to make it look more modern.

Hardware
OS X can only function on Apple-proprietary hardware that has not been updated since 1986. To make smaller computers, Apple pays other companies to take existing hardware and fit it into a smaller form factor, since they themselves do not know how it works. Apple also requests that every piece of hardware be manufactured on one computer chip, to make repairs as expensive as possible.
Person 1: My computer runs on Mac OS X.
Person 2: What do you use your computer for?
Person 1: Visiting Apple's site to buy a new computer and iPhone every year.
Person 2: Nothing else?
Person 1: Nope.
by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016
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MAC-fished

When you go to bed with a girl looking like a supermodel and you wake up the next morning her face on the pillow and she look hideous!
"Went to bed with Halle Berry woke up with Whoopi Goldberg...MAC-fished "
by Dayna-Rae August 3, 2017
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