Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.

What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Moron

@ChunkyTWshngtn

@ChunkyTWshngtn is a complete moron

by Yum pops September 16, 2018

Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012

Oxy-moron

A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.

Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.

by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020

Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.

Fuck a reality/game show moron.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Moronitis

Moronitis is an allergy to morons. It was first used by Judge Rinder on his TV show, Judge Rinder.

It is said sarcastic manner.

"Oh god, pass me a tissue, I think I have moronitis."

"Sorry, I don't hang around with stupid people, I have moronitis."

by Hollowed Thoughts August 17, 2020