mitchell kiss

an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure

#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"

2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"

by Anonymouseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2010

McBitchen

When you buy a Mc Double and a Spicy chickin,then remove one of the bottom buns and stack it together! Voila....... (THE) McBitchen

That McBitchen was the best two dollars I've spent since that blumpy from your mom.

by Domno XBOX May 12, 2011

Mitchell Roberts

A snitch. Will get bashed to steal your girl. will treat you like a princess. Gay cunt that shaves his legs. Gym boys. Fucks his own mum (wendy)

Stop being a Mitchell Roberts

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Mitchell Jones

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.

Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.

by Robert is second best! July 29, 2020

Mitchy Collins

the most talented and beautiful man in the entire world. lead singer of lovelytheband, former oh honey member.

“oh my god did you hear that new lovelytheband song”
“yeah that’s mitchy collins’ band right”
“omg yes he’s my husband i love him”

by mitchyfuckingcollins November 14, 2020

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

Pulling a Mitchell

When you do something so incredibly gay, people automatically assume your name is Mitchell.

Dude, did you see John Pulling a Mitchell? He's so gay!!

by SpookyBoi69 October 22, 2017