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mass maleing

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.
Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."
by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008
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massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.
"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me
by Dave February 13, 2004
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mass debater

one who indulges in mass debating
by paul February 8, 2005
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Massachusetts Debate Team

the long version of the abbreviated "Mass. Debate Team", members are often referred to as the "Mass Debaters".
John: Hey you wanna sign up for the Massachusetts Debate Team Jimmy?
Jimmy: Naw, that ain't mah thang
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Head Massage

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.
Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!
by thefishmaster February 28, 2011
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sweet apple massacre

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.
Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.
by Ur nan gay lol February 20, 2018
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mass effect andromeda

A game depicting the expulsion of non-whites from the Milky Way Galaxy to Andromeda so the SJW brigade can ruin that galaxy too. Exclusive features include shit animation, no white skin options (Thanks Manveer Heir), but more diversity than a college advertisement.

Mass Effect Andromeda: Fuck white people and fuck aliens.
1) Mass Effect Andromeda really helped me with my Diversity Studies class.

2) Mass Effect Andromeda let me make a transgender krogan have sex with a cisgender asari transvestite male in the ass.
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