Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

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Martin Luther King Jr.

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

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martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

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Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

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Martin Runningdeer

Alias of horrble filmmaker in Fort wayne Indiana and founder of Windsong Pictures. Also goes under the name of Michael Floyd. The name is a reference to one of his awful films with the title "Spirit Mountain."

Martin Runningdeer: Do not be afraid. There are contrairies on the mountain.

by Nick N. September 13, 2004

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