When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.
White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
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1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
by D-bo January 16, 2004
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Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.
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Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019
Get the Lobsterism mug.The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
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