apology letter 

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

apology letter by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

The letter "L" 

Stands for Loser or Lester, the number 1 heist master.

Person 1: hey look its L
Person 2: Lester or Loser
Person 1: he's just a Loser
Person 2: so he's The letter "L"

The letter "L" by Man who likes gta VI January 7, 2022

Phone Letter 

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

Phone Letter by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

The Letter D 

It's a fucking letter, mongaloid.

"You don't know what the letter D is? No fucking wonder didn't make it pass year 2, you mug."

The Letter D by Kip Nan Winkie September 1, 2022

Canadian Love Letter 

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

Canadian Love Letter by harveymushman September 21, 2014

just the letter p 

the best letter of all letters

it's just the letter p it doesn't need an example

just the letter p by Andy52 December 28, 2017

e is a letter in the alphabet 

It is. Don't try to deny it.

e is a letter in the alphabet

e is a letter in the alphabet by udontknowmeidontknowu March 16, 2021