Lays ups

Laugh at yourself u pussy’s
Here comes Peter with the lays ups. Just roll with it
by Tethedonn December 29, 2021
Get the Lays ups mug.

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).
1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )
by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014
Get the laying the mayo mug.

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.
I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.
by Darky711 March 06, 2016
Get the Courtesy Lay mug.

Laying in Rape

When a female is prepared for a sexual incounter, but is pretenting to sleep so she doesn't have to initiate, or can pretend that she wasn't expecting it.
Dan: Dude, did u get some?
Fred: Yea she was acting like she was sleeping, but she had condom and no panties.
Dan: she was totally laying in rape.
by Mama is NuckinFutz September 14, 2010
Get the Laying in Rape mug.

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate
He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.
by Light Joker July 12, 2005
Get the lay a fart mug.