Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

jude-lawing

Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.

Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.

by katie g. July 18, 2006

Lamping

Placing a lampshade on your head and walking around in public with it. Liam Payne from One Direction lamps fans.

Liam Payne: I just lamped two fans!

Fan 1: Lamping is so fun!

by LiveLoveLouis August 9, 2012

lamping

See 'Cold Lamping'

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Laoing

Jacking off; masturbating

Hey chuck!!! i heard if you dont start laoing, you will get a disease called blue balls!!!

by Marc Joseph D. January 18, 2008

lamping

trinna hide yo side bitch in the fucking house with your girl home

bruh why you lamping i know the bitch work at burger king

by young dagger dig April 18, 2019

Lacing

To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience

It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing

by Lacing January 20, 2018