Hell.
Kid: Have you seen the new LankyBox video?
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!
by Am I mentally stable? December 18, 2023
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Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
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Two grown men run this YouTube channel and milk off of trends that are either dead or steadily declining. Also called out for stealing thumbnails like the idiots they are.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
by 7568ino December 24, 2023
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Every video they upload has an overdetailed vomit inducing thumbnail, most often with one or both of them making a soy face.
Should you decide to risk your sanity and click on one of their videos, you will be greeted with them yelling into your ears about what they're going to do while assaulting your eyes with seizure inducing visuals.
The rest of the video onwards is just zoomer stimuli and unbearable cringe that only someone in a coma would mildly enjoy.
Every video they upload has an overdetailed vomit inducing thumbnail, most often with one or both of them making a soy face.
Should you decide to risk your sanity and click on one of their videos, you will be greeted with them yelling into your ears about what they're going to do while assaulting your eyes with seizure inducing visuals.
The rest of the video onwards is just zoomer stimuli and unbearable cringe that only someone in a coma would mildly enjoy.
by I Can't Think of a Name lol December 27, 2023
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Tom: "I saw Steve trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
by UncleTouchyFingers January 4, 2024
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