The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.
by landon sux dick March 11, 2005
Get the landon guy mug.Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
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Landon is caring, sweet, charming, and hot! He is so nice to every one and has a lot of friends more than you can most people do. Landon is also a gentlemen and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone. He has a smile that lights up the whole room and you can't help but smile every time you're around him. He has blonde hair and blue green eyes and if you ever find a man like him never let him go.
Girl one : Who was that you were talking to?
Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.
Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!
Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.
Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!
by soccer121 May 31, 2018
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