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Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.
" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"
by Cyclerider March 26, 2010
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Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant
"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"
by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 29, 2022
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judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities
I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Fully lube the bucking

When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.
My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?
by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019
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Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024
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Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
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