by vix and da suz September 4, 2005
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Get the Loafing Around mug.The most overrated team in NHL history. Also proudly owns the nhl's worst logo and worst name. To their credit, they used to be good. A long long time ago in 1967, I believe, they managed to win their 13th and final cup. Now, they can't even make it to the cup finals. Will miss the playoffs this season thanks to lousy coaching, too much reliance on power play and of course just plain bad, underachieving players. The Leafs also happen to have the most terrible fans in the nhl. Somehow, those clowns still think the Leafs will make the playoffs even though they're almost totally eliminated. They also believe they'll win the cup... But no worries. Soon, Leafs fans will be able to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their last Stanley Cup. If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.
If the Toronto Maple Leafs had won a few games against the Ottawa Senators this season, they'd be contenders for the playoffs. But what can I say? The Sens are a far superior team.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens
The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
by Dylan K February 2, 2006
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by Chris Reigle August 7, 2007
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