Grease Lightning

When a group of guys are hanging out watching grease, one guy volunteers, and the rest of the guys ejaculate into his hair. The volunteer then slicks his hair back in the traditional 50's fashion.

Hey i haven't seen grease in a long time, anyone up for a Grease Lightning?

by Matsik January 8, 2011

Tampa Bay Lightning

NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman

Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?

by That Bruins Fan September 29, 2020

Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.

by kevlagnu June 8, 2010

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking

Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol

by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009

Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.

Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!

by boogerh7 November 23, 2010

smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)

"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."

by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010

Irish Lightning

To screw up setting your house or business on fire for insurance and either get caught by the police or burn to death along with the property.

See also: Jewish Lightning.

Mickey went to give it a little Irish Lightning and ended up as part of the fire.

by icbkr July 27, 2011