discord kitten

a discord kitten is someone who meow meows for nitro, so for example, georgenotstraight is quacktitties discord kitten.

quacktittie- 'ur my discord kitten now george' *gives nitro*

georgenotstraight- 'ok daddy' *has 2 year nitro*

dreamwasgay- 'HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES...' *slaps quacktittie*

quacktittie- *coughs in ipad kid*

*EPIC ANIME BATTLEEEE*

now this is how being a discord kitten works

by dreamscolourblindboy June 17, 2021

Brown Kitten

A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.

The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!

by hr2 September 22, 2006

Kristen

The hottest girl ever
She always loves a Jack even though she may like other guys at times Jack will always be in her heart somewhere.
Funny, nice, and hot every guy wants to be with her but she's meant for jack and everyone knows it

Dude 1: Dude did you hear kristen and jack are back together again
Dude 2: No surprise they were meant for eachother

by Mr. Luv January 21, 2011

Kitten Flu

A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal.

random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"

random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"

random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like

random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"

by SpecialKk May 15, 2010

Kitten

A kitten is the opposite of a cougar. It is a word used to describe a woman who is 15 years or more younger than the man she is dating.

Charlie is 54 years old and dating Sara a 32 year old. Sara is a kitten because she is a lot younger than Charlie.

by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014

Kristen

Everyone thinks that he is a girl but actually is a guy

-I love kristen
-he is a guy
-oh........

by Pjooter October 7, 2019

Kittenfishing

A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:

Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).

Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.

Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.

Camera angles such as high overhead shots.

Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.

Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.

Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.

I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.

by Webster Jaxburt April 25, 2022