Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

Kentucky Plug

A sexual position where you SLAP your partner.... and put a thumb in it.

I'd like to Kentucky Plug you but Brandon doesn't have bail money.

by Fiddygopew May 20, 2021

Kentucky Schools

Another way of saying kys (kill yourself)

"ugh, I hate Joe," Joe's mother.
"Kentucky Schools," Joe.

by isonkey January 30, 2022

Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple May 12, 2018

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

kentucky tuneup

Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.

The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.

by lexicannibal July 1, 2007

Pineville,Kentucky

Pineville is a small hick town that is full of drug heads that don't know how to take care of their children so their kids have to live with their grandparents or go into the foster system. The school systems suck and bullying is horrible. In Pineville their aren't any appropriate places to have your kids because their are druggies everywhere and they always try to sell to the kids. The hicks around here are all crazy and there are so many arguments and fights that go on around here its not even funny. The jail house is almost always over packed and the police force is so corrupted.

We're headed to that hell whole, Pineville,Kentucky.

by lauren33777 March 20, 2019