Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

kentucky tie

The act of wrapping your neckerchief around your balls, creating a tourniquet, to squeeze the last drops of jizz onto your partner.

Guy: OOHHHH!! I''m about to blast off!!
Girl: Shoot it all over my face!
Guy: ARGH GA HA UH OH!! That was great!
Girl: I know you've got more in there. Hand me that necktie and I'll fashion a Kentucky Tie so I can squeeze out every last drop.
Guy: I love you.

by ThinsilentNine December 15, 2016

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

kentucky tuneup

Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.

The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.

by lexicannibal July 1, 2007

Kentucky Waffle

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face

The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!

by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017