Kentucky Plug

When you slap a .50 cal sized loaf into a broad, then you slam your thumb up her cooter to make sure none of the demon seeds escape.

I fucked Karen last night; I gave her the good ole fashion Kentucky Plug. I’m more than likely going to be a dad now.

by Buster Posey Wide Open May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.

"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."

by Techpriest May 20, 2021

Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

Kentucky Chutney

The substance that can be found on a drumstick after you pull it out of your sibling’s asshole once you have coomed in it.

After a night of drinking and impregnating their sister, Squirrel spilled the gravy while his brother Braxton gave him the Kentucky Chutney in their single-wide.

by Herpderpity March 17, 2023

kentucky tuneup

Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.

The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.

by lexicannibal July 1, 2007

Kentucky Tavern

A southern gentlemen's cheap ass brand of whiskey, often referred to as KT that will give you a hangover for days.

Jim Bob: "Hey Billy Joe, did you pick up the Jim Bean?"

Billy Joe:" Naw boy, i only had 10 bucks so i got us some Kentucky Tavern to sip on."

Jim Bob: "Hell yeah! I love KT!"

by Aristocrat boy April 21, 2010

kentucky warsaw

The act of cutting open the abdomen of a conscience person with a rusty handsaw, then proceeding to defecate inside the open cavity, before promptly sewing it up with butcher's twine and sending the victim on their way, to die of sepsis.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a combination of PCP and a lethal amount of fecal matter inside the stomach region which was documented as a ritualistic torture known as the Kentucky Warsaw, a brutal and rare form of human self expression.

by Spiderbaby13 July 31, 2017