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You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
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keep it on wax

"Keep it on Wax" was a phrase used by the band Alexisonfire. It was written to express their feelings towards their former drummer, Jesse Ingelevics(2001-2005).

1 - An expression of bad blood/beef through music or poetry. The intended response is that the issue will not spill over to people who have no knowledge in the subject. Or, moreover, keep the issue silent from unrelated parties.

2 - An old gang term thought to have a similar meaning. Instead of resorting to violence the parties involved, respectively, try to resolve the issue peacefully. Presumably also through a form of music or poetry.
"Hey, you and your girl need to keep it on wax. I've got my own problems. I don't need to be dealing with yours too."
by Ryan Canfield May 30, 2008
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Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.
Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006
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last text keeper

That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)
M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...

W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009
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keepin' it raw

hip-hop slang: a term meaning that one is maintaining a consistently mid-to-high level of rugged behaviour/demeanor and/or illegal activity.
(man A confronts other man B)
"YO! Battle me, boi! Ya'll niggas ain't shit! I'm keepin it raw, dogs!"
(A pulls out strap)
by Western Orlando March 25, 2005
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how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....
clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained
by Weasel May 11, 2004
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keep it fresh

keepin it cool, like a true playa
arent you worried?

nah cuz i keep it fresh
by Navid May 18, 2005
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