A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.
You: "Hey text me!"
A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"
A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"
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The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007
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Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.
by Jenny123 May 21, 2008
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