Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals someone elses, syle, flow, lyrics, ideas and passes them off as there own.

Yo Cam and Jay your both a couple of swagger jackers.

by Alfred 'Easy' Elgo June 11, 2006

cart jockey

an employee of a supermarket or major retail outlet that collects shopping carts from the parking lot.

I'm glad I'm not working at Ralph's as a cart jockey, those guys must hate their life!

by cro-magnum June 29, 2009

bench jockey

A negative way of describing someone in the scientific field who spends a vast majority of his or her time in front of a bench or lab station performing mundane and repetitive tasks. The typical entry level position for college graduates who enter a science job and how disgruntled lab techs refer to themselves. Those who do well are typically promoted to a supervisory or managerial position before going on to get an advanced degree such as an MBA or PhD.

Billy got a bachelors in biology and his first job was working as a low paid bench jockey.

Brian got a masters in biology but still had to start off as a higher paid bench jockey.

Sue got a bachelors in biology and like her colleagues had to start as a bench jockey. After a few years she left to get her MBA and now oversees all of her company's bench jockeys.

by Matt..... April 22, 2011

cloud jockey

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."

"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."

by dw8177 May 4, 2018

camel jockey

a person who rides a camel, usually on sand, normally used as a racist insult

That camel jockey is getting away!

by disrespecting foo December 4, 2002

Joker Laugh

Laughter that sounds similar to that of The Joker. The laughter should only be used upon commiting an act of indecency. Such as: Physical harm inflicted upon yourself or others, an epiphany that revolves around chaos, destruction of public property, or a sight of morbid hilarity.

Should also be used in public to either irritate people to the brink of insanity, or to discomfort insecure people who will look at themselves upon hearing laughter.

The laugh can be:
a low pitch "Ho-ho-ha-ha"
a half sob, half laugh "A-ha-ha-he-he-hew-hew"
a high pitch "A-HE-HE-HE-HA-HA"
a screaming "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

When I fell off my bike and landed in mud after the breaks give out and I'm covered in blood, I emitted a Joker Laugh that lasted for an hour, to the annoyance of my companions, oh how they are sour(True story)

by Nathan Etilredneh July 2, 2009

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004