Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

by Joreth November 16, 2011

Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

Soy Sauce Jesus

the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.

gillon: hi lewis
lewis: omfg its a soy sauce jesus, i gotta spam comment asap

by earthling ed May 3, 2020

Jesusy

In the manner of Jesus.

"He had Jesusy hair."

by Mr. Morphine November 24, 2004

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.

My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.

by Jessica June 13, 2005

brown jesus

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.

Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".

by hick101 October 20, 2010