An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
by fatso101 May 27, 2011
Get the Jose Mario Mourinho mug.In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
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Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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He is the most incredible person in the entire universe. he has so many hopes and dreams even through he makes himself seem like a bad ass. he will make your heart melt and pretty much defines the word "soulmate" right down to the core. if you ever hurt him, it will end up hurting you so much more. big music person and loves to have adventures, and when he says it's forever, he means it and don't ever expect him to eventually give up because he won't if he really really wants it. will give you everything he promises and is very passionate. he is literally the most incredible and wonderful person you will every come to meet if you put as much effort into him as you want him to you, and it does take time to make him open up. he's a guardian angel.
by dmytrydemien October 28, 2010
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José's dick wasn't the biggest but he knew how to make it werk. Even if he didn't know how to werk it, it's amazing.
by MacNutHoze October 19, 2015
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by Marcelita otxilac September 18, 2019
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