THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Get the The Jason mug.Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
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by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
Get the Jason mug.A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
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