Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.
Person: What are you doing?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
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He is nice and funny but scary and dangerous in side
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A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
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Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
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Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
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