Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.

My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.

by Hoctor November 19, 2016

Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.

"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."

by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023

Irish Legs

Irish Legs is a sex position where the female uses the males legs as footstools whilists a backwards cowgirl.

"Henry! I love your Irish legs!"

by Thisreallymakesthingsprogress October 14, 2020

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

Irish Greens

When one smokes a bowl of marijuana to alleviate the side affects of alcohol overconsumption.

"Johnny just picked up an eigth this morning after his night out, he needed some Irish Greens

by ball eatingboy November 26, 2020