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Intentional-based

a belief system that operates cognitively out of motivation from the self and the brain. One's intention is highly relevant and focuses the aspect being intended. The observer is creating their realm, a conscious manifestation according to their own perception. Utilizes one's own directive and abilities to help manifest their own healing, a decision made by oneself to influence the nature of a treatment. Active participation in one's own healing using the guidelines provided by the treatment plan.
An intentional-based spa treatment when the guest is required to actively participate in the interaction (two way process) of the treatment. Based on feedback and can include breathing and stress modulators to help identify the progress.
by Equitable Wellness January 26, 2010
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Intentional Exposure

The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.
That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
by fresair May 2, 2011
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internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.
Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.
by Limon_ August 1, 2006
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Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.
I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.
by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
by Kleeck July 8, 2011
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win an internet

a term used on 4chan.org to show that the individual approves of a post, or it's contents.
"You, my friend, win an internet for Millia Hentai"
by Border Patrol Man January 3, 2005
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