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Humanphile

A Animal that has a crush on a human(THIS IS A JOKE)
That cat is a humanphile
by THISISAJOKELOLMAKX March 20, 2022
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Human

A species that will destroy itself due to unchecked technological advancement. Humans have a level of intelligence sufficient enough for them to discover how to exploit environmental resources, leading to a subsequent increase in population. This increase in population requires more exploitation of environmental resources, leading to another population increase, resulting in a feedback loop of overpopulation and significantly altering the environment. As competition is naturally selected for its success in securing resources and reproduction, the human species is instinctually inclined to fight over resources, whether it be land, water, shelter, food, or mates. As humans discover how to extract more energy from resources, this fighting over resources, or war as we call it in modern times, gets more and more brutal as time goes on, going from arrows to guns to dynamite to atomic and thermonuclear warheads, to name a few examples. Overall, as humans become more advanced, they will not only lead to the suffering of their brethren, they will lead to the suffering of life all across the globe in their destruction of it.
"The human species is so overrated. They ruin the Earth, kill each other in increasingly violent ways, and continue marching toward the tens of billions in population despite all of this."
by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022
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Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose
Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.
by CcDragz December 1, 2022
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subsonic humanoid

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.
by Reader. April 1, 2009
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Facebook Humanitarian

someone that joins and/or becomes fan of all types of "causes" on Facebook and is always posting on his/her wall something about helping the poor and suffering. However in real life this person does not live up to this at all.
Guy: "hey did you see Kendra's FB page, she's joined like a 100 causes and is always reminding us to don't forget about the suffering and to stay green.

Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
by Kakashi-Senpai March 5, 2010
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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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