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How's your father

Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.
"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";

"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"
by mistweb October 13, 2003
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How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)
friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)
by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021
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how's your whippy

a genuine interest as to the health of a man's penis
hey ronnie, how's your whippy today - did the cream you bought off marketplace do the trick?
by templegate February 27, 2023
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How`s Your luck?

Cockney saying meaning either very good or very bad luck, depending on context.
I only done her once and the condom split, now she`s knocked up! how`s your luck?! I gave the barmaid a fiver, and she gave me change from a bullseye, how`s your luck?!
by Proper Londoner August 1, 2008
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how is your father for spuds

how is your father for spuds?
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in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....
by ponodoro August 19, 2009
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How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.
"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"
by GregMD September 6, 2013
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how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"
by jason348 January 2, 2007
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