Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

hoopdock

Tounhinged butthole with your lover

Let's hoopdock tonight

"HOOOOPDOOOCKKK"

by Vacuumsealing June 15, 2016

Hooded

High on Heroin, or any opiate, painkiller, or "downer". (Lean)

1Damn bro, you look hooded as fuck!

2 Man,that shit got me hooded, how bout you?

by Giacomo Casanova January 20, 2016

Hooted puusdu

Young redneck lad, usually trashed, livin in the boonies, and most likely has a turbo tattoo.

Look at that hooted puusdu in the ralliart!

by Crazymechanic227 August 25, 2017

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

hoopdidoo

When there is a slight bump, mound, or spiked hill on the road, it is called a hoopdidoo. You would need to be in a car, and when the hoopdidoo gets really close, you hit the gas and it feels like you were airborne. It creates a really funny feeling in your insides, especially your stomach.

Dude, look a bump, it's a hoopdidoo. Quick! Drive over it!

That hoopdidoo was huge, let's drive over it again.

by Segitarius1219 December 20, 2017

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018