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Hoard

1. A term used by the prototypical white kid from Montana to sound intimidating when using the word "hard";

2. of or pertaining to the firmness of one's physical composition;

3. A means of surviving a car accident;

4. a way in which one can ball;
How hoard is my Quiksilver outfit?

Man, if I was only as hoard as Brad Pitt wearing a white t-shirt.

These weeks at the gym have made me hoard.

You would have died after the first 23 flips, good thing im hoard.

Damn you look sick in those hilfiger pants and fubu threads. Your ballin' out hoard tonight!
by Tanner Falcon January 29, 2006
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hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)
Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"
by Nick April 25, 2005
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hareef

usually know as a player knows how to talk to girls but unfortunately get bored of them Sporty and always ami for the top
Hareef can’t life this lifestyle As he aming to be the best and wants to shine
by Shine bright October 21, 2018
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cross hares

cross hares - (synonym= nasty rabbits) folks who respond to suggestions by the formerly unbiased press - like a bunch of scared defenseless bunnies (hares) - to anyone who dares to challenge (cross) their thinking or utter terms that they can take out of context to claim that they are personally offended - in order to exercise what little power they think they have over others.
Recent trend by some "cross hares" who claim to be offended so they can openly despise and react in anger and rage against those who they claim ...cling to their "guns" and The "Cross", etc.

Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)
by op_position January 20, 2011
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Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.
Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.
by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011
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Harel

To get hit by a ping-pong ball and then with unnecessary retard strength smash your friend in the face with a ipod stringbag combination.
Yo i totally Hareld Bailey yesterday!
by Swollen Face Boy June 22, 2010
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hoark

v. vomit, barf, heave, technicolor yawn, leave offering at the porcelain altar.
by Sheik Yurbhutti September 17, 2003
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