holy jumpin 

A term used by a former color analyst for the phoenix coyotes, politically correct version of "Holy Crap!!!"

"Holy Jumpin! Muellers got the Hat Trick!!!"

holy jumpin by warrior nation domination December 31, 2009

holy fucking shit 

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

holy fucking shit by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

Holy Spook

1. The third person in the Christian Trinity; The Bible says Jesus promised the Apostles that he would send the Holy Spook after his Crucifixion and Resurrection; it supposedly came on Pentecost.

2. A male who creeps into the quarters of a sleeping female in an attempt to sexually stimulate her, then claims he was sent by God when she awakes in a state of arousal.

Christians believe Mary, the mother of Jesus, was impregnated by their holy spook.

Holy Spook by Marvin JR July 16, 2006

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

holy jizz biscuits by lolicakes September 30, 2010

Holy Tits 

When a woman has tits so large, they project heavenly light, and even angels sing their praises. You can hear the Casp in Holy Tits.

All praise, the Holy Tits!

Holy Tits by The Slending Angel March 30, 2015

Holy fucking shit 

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

Holy fucking shit by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 24, 2019

holy shit 

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.

1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"

holy shit by Freaky T July 7, 2006