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heather chandler 

One of the main characters in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical. She is described as "a mythic bitch" and is often seen in red to describe her villainous ways. Theater nerds use this as a compliment or an insult similarly to Yolanda (In the heights). great overall bitch and inspiration to young kids. Her most famous quotes are,"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" ,"Did you have brain tumor for breakfast", and finally "SHUT UP HEATHER".
That hoe is totally a Heather Chandler , she stole my phone.

Omg! Slay! You look like a total Heather Chandler in that!
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Heather Mills 

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.
Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.
Heather Mills by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007

heather mills 

A slutty, ditzy, annoying woman who could never be anywhere as good and kind a person as Linda Eastman. Married a man 26 years her senior and had a child with him. Only did it for the money and social status and now says in interviews that she wishes they had never met. Unlike Linda, who was only despised by irrational, jealous teenyboppers, Heather is hated all throughout the land by anyone (both men and women) with low tolerance for idiots.
"Heather Mills ranks just a belt notch above Yoko in my book."
heather mills by Mairi February 25, 2005

Heather Chandler 

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.
With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler

heather duke 

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)
random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke
heather duke by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

Heather Gilmer

A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.
Heather Gilmer by splittail August 18, 2011

Heather McNamara 

A character in an 80’s movie named Heathers and a musical by the same name. She is part of the “mean girl” clique of her school and often referred to as the nicest Heather. Her signature colour is yellow and she is usually portrayed with curly blonde hair worn in a ponytail with a yellow scrunchie and a 80’s-themed outfit that’s trendy for the times. Though she had depression and social anxiety, it doesn’t excuse her actions of bullying (which she did do) unlike what crazy fangirls and stans of her would claim. Actually quite nice when she’s away from Heather Chandler.
“Who’s your favourite Heather?”
“Heather McNamara UwU, she is such an innocent cinnamon roll who made no mistakes!!!1!1!”
“You do realise she was also a Heather, right?”
Heather McNamara by DeeIsCool September 19, 2020