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Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
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Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.
Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.
by Miriam M. March 29, 2007
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Gravy Hawk

When you are receiving oral sex from another person and they unintentionally vomit on your genitalia and then continues until you finish.
Bob-" I heard you got a gravy hawk last night."
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*
by Fatmannasty April 30, 2014
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the tony hawk

The act of during sexual intercourse the male will use a surrounding wall and wall jump off the wall into the females vagina
Man i did the tony hawked so hard last night I put a hole in my wall.
by salmon swag June 30, 2015
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peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick
Where you just Peter hawking me bro?
by madddmax September 10, 2015
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Broad Hawk

The act of receiving fellatio through a rolled down car window in broad daylight.
Jesse : Yeah dude Lizzy totally broad hawked Adrian in the parking lot.

Rick : Dude no way he got broad hawked?
by captain awesome123 October 2, 2016
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A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom
Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk
by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020
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