Dirty Hamil

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

by silent g June 5, 2013

hot hamilton

Ditching your friends for a ten dollar date and falling in love within ten minutes

Damn did you see he pulled a hot Hamilton on his friends?

Ever since he got that hot Hamilton he don't even talk in the group chat

by Loubomb January 16, 2017

Nate Hamilton

The nicest person ever.

Omg I’m so stressed!! Where’s Nate Hamilton, he’s too nice and he’s a guy you can always talk to

by Leede leedle leedle lee February 2, 2019

Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton, definitely a ginger. All Ewan’s are ginger, it’s written in stone. After the tenth commandment it’s written there, also happy birthday!

Random guy 1: He’s ginger!

Random guy 2: must be a Ewan Hamilton

Random guy 1 nods in agreement

by 🍰🎂Ewan Hamilton September 7, 2019

Dusty Hamilton

Busty person who is psychotic and a horrible person. Cum dumpster who feeds on drama. Saggy and buck tooth whore who is usually Used up. Has no real friends and betrays most people they know.

Everyone has a dusty but few have dusty Hamilton.
Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton

by Chickenshitin April 13, 2020

Isaac Hamilton

A stupid person

Isaac Hamilton is soooo stupid.

by Poopcorp ko June 3, 2020

alexander hamilton

that one friend that wont shut up, they write like they're running out of time and they're really short.

omg, *insert friends name here*, stop acting like alexander hamilton! *rolls eyes*

by M0MENT0M0RI October 4, 2020