Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.

Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.

by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020

hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"

by Harry kidace September 5, 2016

Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento

Brandon’s a hank. He has a hank way

by Cali1707 February 27, 2022

Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

by moobm'n May 26, 2023

Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank

Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.

by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021

Hank

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.

Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells

Wow HANk he has no Brain cells

by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021