Hani

A gyro wrap filled with delicious goodness in the form of sliced, breaded chicken breast, lettuce, Swiss and American cheese, mayo and tomato.

Hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. In fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. Also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of Mediterranean - mainly meaning Greek, Albanian or Yugoslavian - descent.

The dish is indicative of Greek Detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area's many National Coney Islands.

Put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a National's; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.

The Lieutenant once drove three hours round trip just to eat a hani.

by Mangelo August 1, 2008

hanging wedgie

true

i was wearing tighty wightys as usual. i was in changing. i was in whight strong strechy breifs. then girls jumed over my locker room and took me to the ground i did not see them.., dragd me to the school flagpole (after they put my underwaer over my head) and and hung me up there naked tighty wightys only. i peed every 10 seconds! bags of ice wear superglued yo my underwaer and the 7 girls shoted and wooted. after the next day i hardly got ANY sleep cause i was peeing and pooping for a while. they only fed crackersevryone saw and took picters.i cried. my tighty wightys wear oner my head on the flagpole they made me feel sick by raising the flagpole and lowering it,up and down up and down...i woke up in the wedgie (in my super wet breifs) i was being lowerd (it was dark so i did not know who it was) and a lowerd to the end of the flagpole. it was my litle brother who is 10 and im 13 and he un hooked me. i gave him 100 dollers i was saving but i was in that wedgie for 3 days so he deserved it and i moved school.hanging wedgie. this is true.the trueist out of UD

by adamloof841 June 1, 2011

Hanging Out

Being bored together

"Rotem and I are going to write our new definition of hanging out on that one website".

by Arguss January 15, 2009

Haminder

The person who when provoked, will Haminate your sorry ass!

Asta La Vista Baby, You've just been Haminated.

by Gigolo Hoe May 20, 2004

hangin it

when a naked man spreads his legs, brandishing a sizable male organ, suspended limb-like

Doug and Justin went swimming. Doug got out of the pool and took off his bathing suit, hangin it unabashedly.

by schyst October 20, 2007

haindavi

Beautiful and attractive: very keen and witty. They can also be mean at times. They are lovable and unique.

Haindavi was in a bad mood yesterday, she failed her test.

by goodgirl#1 April 21, 2018

hain't

A contraction of have/has not. It arose in the 1800s in the American South, and it's prevalent in Mark Twain literature. It's still used some by old people and really rural people, but it's largely a dead phenomenon.

-I hain't been anywhere today.
-Hain't you got anything better to do?

by Eliott September 11, 2007