Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA

That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows

by milatearss November 1, 2020

mexican halloween

mexican halloween is when a dude gets a blowjob from a chick with a mouth full of hot tamales candy , and then ejaculates on her face while yelling trick or treat

dude was dissapointed that his girlfriend didn't have any hot tamales so he only got a regular blow job instead of celebratina mexican halloween

by dirkus November 1, 2009

halloween kitkat

2 fingers in stead of the full four( you know...with a broad)

i was in bed with your mom and i gave her the halloween kitkat.

by thedalmation December 9, 2007

Halloween

Christmas without the Jesus and the snow...unless you live in the Rockies

Halloween is the same thing as Christmas...you got last minute candy and costume shopping, knocking on people's door and bugging people for treats, getting candy, holiday movies til you sick of them

by Kyle 230 November 2, 2009

halloween apple

one who is not good enough to deserve candy while trick or treating

paige is a halloween apple

by emilyb October 18, 2006

halloween

a holiday where kids make there parents spend lots of money on costumes and then go door to door expecting candy when all they get is cheap chocolate from the Easter Bunny so they can go home and get food posioning

Mom I dont want that candy, its from Halloween.

by (insert evil laugh here) October 28, 2003