Haas Hall

An actually good school in Arkanasas that will give you an good education

I'm going to Haas Hall next year

by Cheese Man 2million May 25, 2022

Haosexual

a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.

typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.

by phillycakes December 15, 2008

hoo haas

large earlobes that are attractive to the opposite sex.

Wow, that bling bling looks great in your hoo haas

by Luke Lukadaddy April 16, 2004

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

haashole

The designation awarded for: compound and gross ignorance demonstrated while in the process of exercising ones rights; ignoring logic, common sense, sound advice of associates, friends and family, not to proceed.

Symptoms will vary wildly from one case to another, but the underlying theme (rooted in ignorance) will remain constant. May also be associated with bad poetry. By that I mean REAL bad, worse then a junky begging with 'haiku' a three syllables short on a train platform at 4am.

Example Type: Classic.

Details: Benjamin Haas's attempt to puppet the burning the flag of the USA as a form of protest. Resulting in thousands of irked citizens forming a counter-protest. Haas opted to cowered, recanted and attempted to read a prepared statement. We may never know what he had prepared.
Score: Citizens 1, Haasholes 0

by VetterOne June 6, 2011

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011