Nigerian Hostage

poop, crap, shit, doo,poo-poo, the browns, the cosby's, shite.

Dude, I have to go negotiate the release of some Nigerian hostages.

by Earlito the Great October 20, 2008

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hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

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Hostage concern

The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.

James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.

by elHORNO June 15, 2010

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1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

by Snap Captor January 22, 2016

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Hostanista

A person devoted to all things related to being an excellent host or hostess, particularly unique or high end hosting. They make hosting their lifestyle.

This is an fabulous party! The hostess is a total hostanista!

by KitKat33 October 3, 2016

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