hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

hog slammer

A big joint..

Man thats a hog slammer!!!

by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016

Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.

Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.

by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016

Hog Trap

Vagina

Her hog trap is so tight.

by Boredasfug October 13, 2016

hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 20, 2017

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.

Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!

by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017