hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother

Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.

by ServThePerv January 15, 2011

Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”

I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.

by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024

Sexy hippo

BIG ASS, ASS AND THEM THIGHS MMMM OH YEAA *MOANS* *ORGASM*

hippo sexy sexy hippo mmm hippo sex

by KordieVook February 25, 2017

Hippo

A noob that is too heavy to carry in a video game

I played with a Hippo the other day, there was no way we we're going to win.

by DrayNicks October 3, 2020

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

Hippo

Kids named kyle

Kyle is a hippo

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Spicy hippo

You know a hippo that’s mad spicy

Jake- have u seen that hippo on tv
Marty- ya that was a spicy hippo bro

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020