The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 10, 2013

Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.
by Not AvilionAMillion May 12, 2023

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018

by 87r&U]|X7\9jB`y_8Vj June 14, 2025

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023
