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Definitions by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat

Inverted Handjob 

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

Closeted Whore 

A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.
Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.

Undercover Slut 

The girl that you wouldn't expect to be easy and hides her body count very well. Another word for Closeted Whore.
Ledantre: This girl _____ I've been talking to is honestly the best dude.
Sharmarquerifa: Yoooo, you ain't heard? She one of them Undercover Slut's, don't hit it dude you might catch somethin'.
1. A person with very thin "skin" and can't take jokes or criticism.

2. Person literally lacking skin.
1. Person: Bruh you look like minecraft zombie/Person 2: Fuck u man/Person: Bruh you're actually a skinlet.

2. *Said while peeling a man's skin from his warm living body* Person: Dude you're a whole ass skinlet./Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Skinlet by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat July 19, 2019

Ur brother sexually identifies as other 

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*