hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 10, 2008

hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

Hairy Kiss

While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.

Dude I was making out with Taylar and her hair was so long it turned into a hairy kiss.. uh.uh.uh.

by bonoheartztay December 04, 2008

hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

by Krazy K October 20, 2003

Hairy Russian

Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.

Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.

by Quay and Justin October 30, 2003

Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.

"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."

by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006