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Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.
I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.
by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010
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Hairy Garcia

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009
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the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"
Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!
by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
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hairy hurricane

The hairy part of a man or woman's ass (Hopefully a man's)
"I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
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hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
by Krazy K October 19, 2003
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Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."
by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006
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Hairy Russian

Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.
by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003
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