hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 20, 2010

Cute Hag

Typically used by pedophiles to call a pubescent female pretty

Person 1: Hanekawa is such a cute hag!

Person 2: Indeed she is

by Autismo_Manifesto January 16, 2023

Flag Hag

N. A woman who works in traffic control; I.e a flaggers. They always look miserable and haggard, and hate all drivers, regardless of whether they follow her flagging instructions or not.

The flag hag screamed at Bill to slow down even though he was passing through at 15 km/h

by Eight is equal to D. February 12, 2020

Crak-Hag

An old person running a crack house.

That Crak-Hag ripped me off!

by Marph July 1, 2009

Kathy Hag

A name given to someone who has gone past the limit of what has been asked/hasn't been asked for. This name is given to someone particularly horrendous who spreads awareness to animal rights and support for the environment of mythical creatures. A "Kathy Hag" could also be someone who constantly speaks with profanity and explicit languages around minors.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about what happened to that girl?
Friend 2: I did, she got suspended for making fun of mom.
Friend 1: o-m-g... what a Kathy Hag...

by mathy4evrevr July 12, 2017

Old Hag

A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.

Him: It's just plastic.
Me: Go take a long walk off a short pier you old hag!

by OldHagHater July 29, 2016

urban hag

Any woman or man that keeps up on the current trend of dressing in several different layers of eclectic, unmatching clothing. Common examples are girls with colorful miniskirts on over jeans and sheer sweaters over bright t-shirts, and guys with cardigans over plaid and vintage fake leather jackets with scarves. Named so because of their often hag-like appearance due to their layered, unmatching clothing.

My urban campus is overrun with urban hags.

Mary used to be an urban hag until someone tried to offer her money one day.

by Eric in NE April 13, 2006