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Habbo Hotel

An incredibly lesbianic pixel hotel that makes the comics from explosm.net look like works of art. The people will scream "OMFG N0000B" at you if ya don't pay freaking real life money for shitty extra pixels where you get "awesome new FAKE clothes FAKE rewards FAKE friends FAKE furniture".
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
This was my first conversation on Habbo Hotel:
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
by IHateHabbo January 11, 2009
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Parents beware - supposedly for people age 13-18 yrs ... i wouldnt let my pre-teen on unless you want them to be sexually approached and learn about sexual 3 somes or more.... the kids at habbo need to get out more and learn proper social skills in the real world and if they need to find a date on the internet well they really do need a life. I think the example below speaks for itself and is a real example utilizing a users name and quotes what that user said in one of the hotel rooms.
cheesepoffs2: anyone girl here want to f*U*C*K me
by concerned parent April 12, 2005
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habbo

A sorry excuse for a game in which you can chat, swim, play and do a lot of other fun exciting things...

...with child molesters.

Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
Person: Hey what's up!

Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.

Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?

Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him

Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...

Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.

Person: Goon.
by skrewi lui November 14, 2007
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habberdashery

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007
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habbo retro

a 50x better virtual hotel than habbo. instead of having to spend 50 bucks on a retarded card that gives you 100 "credits", you get free credits that can buy all of the origional stuff for FREE! and because most of habbo retro users are usually pissed off at shitty habbo, they go to seperate places, making it easier to acually TALK to people instead of having to join their "army" or "mafia" that use annoying raids where you run into another room and keep on filling the room with speech bubbles...
but anyway since its a small community its MUCH easier to connect with sensable people. and if its small enough you can acually join the staff and actually do something to get rid of braty little wankers. but because most people can be a staff member you get into fights about people abusing rights and yadda yadda yadda

all in all, just stay away from habbo and habbo retros
i just saved a bundle by switching to a HABBO RETRO!
by ballcheeze May 19, 2010
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Habbo Hotel

A gay game in which you interact and chat with losers horny 10 year olds.
I was stupid enough to spend 50 dollars on this game, and then got scammed.
by Aaron March 27, 2005
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Haber

Usually found in America, Haber's are usually outgoing, inspiring, and awesome individuals.
He's a Haber alright.
by saygoodbye January 12, 2009
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