Guatemalan Omelet

The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.

Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".

Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)

Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?

by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013

Guinea Pig

The guinea pig, also called the cavy or domestic guinea pig, is a species of rodent belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite their common name, these animals are not in the pig family, nor are they from Guinea.

Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)

My guinea pig is a boy.

by SqizilixYT July 11, 2016

Heavenah gaites

A beautiful girl who has a beautiful heart. Who is prettier on the inside than the outside. Who wanted peace and happiness for everyone and everything. She is physically stronger than most and super smart about things that few understand. People think she is crazy but the things she does are out of pure love or pure anger. She fights for what is right thinks that people should be more compassionate and understanding to all life. She appears to be slightly crazy because people don't know what to think about her. She has a great smile but can kill with her looks when injustice is done. She is secretive about her knowledge because no one believes her. She is ahead of her time and very spiritually blessed. Strength, power, beautiful, smart, witty, emotional, kind, demanding, funny, mysterious, confident, deep, and a rare person.

Heavenah Gaites may have come from some place other than earth. She is mysterious in her ways, and no one really understands her.

by Rarebreedresearch October 29, 2017

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

guineo

Green Banana. Usually prepared by removing the outer skin, adding salt, cutting it into pieces and frying it. Typical food of Central Americans

Quiero huevos con guineos para la sena.

by JJmtx February 9, 2006

Goite

Any nobs of the world, basically anyone who is jiving you.

Hols-wanker-y Community Centre for Knob-jockeys are capital goites.

by Cookie October 1, 2003

Publishing guidelines

What your mom did to you

Publishing guidelines

by Jack in 480p January 26, 2022